masturbation-is-illegal:

what’s the price tag say on the one to the left???????

masturbation-is-illegal:

what’s the price tag say on the one to the left???????

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assiest:

my blog is an acquired taste

if you don’t like it

acquire some taste 

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reimaginethestars:

Disney, please tell me this is some kind of cruel sick joke.

reimaginethestars:

Disney, please tell me this is some kind of cruel sick joke.

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tyleroakley:

Go on.

tyleroakley:

Go on.


blow-rob:

when I was in the seventh grade I accidentally got invited to a birthday party but the kid realized he sent me an invite and told me not to come and I was just sadly watching people post on Facebook about how they were getting ready and then out of nowhere a giant blizzard knocked out power for the entire town and they had to cancel and that’s why I believe in god

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gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

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foxnewsofficial:

i’m not like other girls i’m a boy

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virginclub:

virginclub:

virginclub:

THIS ONE TIME I PISSED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROCERY STORE AND STARTED CRYING

THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

WAIT THIS WAS MY POST

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clairefaron:

never forget totally spies

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