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bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Friendship AND relationship goals tbh.

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Friendship AND relationship goals tbh.

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saassu:

Lets have a romantic dinner

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cakejam:

teacher: are you okay do you need any help?

me: yes, financially

(via epic-humor)


churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(via epic-humor)


dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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j6:

It’s only fair, isn’t it?

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snickerz:

thatfunnyblog:

IM IN LOVE

I AM MILKSHAKE. 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


howtobeafuckinglady:

why can’t I stop laughing 

howtobeafuckinglady:

why can’t I stop laughing 

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kkslided:

one time this girl from twitter visited my town and me and my brother were both wearing the dress i made and she left almost straight away omg

kkslided:

one time this girl from twitter visited my town and me and my brother were both wearing the dress i made and she left almost straight away omg

(via iwishihadafather)


tastefullyoffensive:

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gaydicks420:

the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

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